You're earring is so big in my mouth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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