Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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