Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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