Im at strip club and am horny
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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