So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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