'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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