North Korea, Best Korea!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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