Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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