I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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