Its about making memories worth repressing
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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