i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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