Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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