I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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