question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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