just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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