We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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