i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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