I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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