he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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