I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
As shirtless as possible
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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