I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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