are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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