UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
