in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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