I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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