My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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