So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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