I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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