I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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