It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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