what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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