Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There are leaves in my underwear?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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