Whod you bang
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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