Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
