hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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