"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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