i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
My pussy is not your playground.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
A+ Viking dick
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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