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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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