i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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