and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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