Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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