David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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