the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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