I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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