it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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