no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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