Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
