where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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