yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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