...so i touched it.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
