is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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