i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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