I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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