Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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