there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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