I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Don't judge me šš¼ his dick just whispers my name
Donāt listen to me, Iām walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting āyeeeeaaahhhhhhā
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