There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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