I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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