I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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