Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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