AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
