when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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