Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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