Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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